....the greatest offensive player ever in the greatest college football conference (SEC) could be any worse than Kyle Orton?
....a certain Brewer should've waited until after their series with the Cardinals before popping off about a certain hot St. Louie pitcher who just shut out the phavored Phillies in Philly?
....there's an offense out there that's better than the Alabama defense?
....the Packers can go 16-0?
....adding Texas A&M and Missouri to the SEC makes more sense than inviting Georgia Tech and Florida State and their built-in rivalries with Georgia and Florida?
....going to minor league baseball and high school/college football games is more fun than emptying your wallet for the pros?
....it's time to ditch the black-for-black's-sake uniforms? The joke wasn't funny the first time.
....Hank Senior would've done it this way?
