When The Wig Comes Down

So I'm out drinking with Mick and Keef in '78. Some place in L.A., the memory's a little faded. "Hey, wanna be on a record cover?" Keef asked as round 7 of Wild Turkey shots arrived (I'd paid for 6 at this point). "We're gonna spoof some old movie stars, glam it up a bit," Mick added. "Me? But how? I'm just a college DJ using grant money to buy liquor for my heroes," I said. "Just trust us, mate. We'll even put ya between Mick and me. You'll wig when you see it."
And the rest, as they say....

Oddly enough, the new deluxe edition of Some Girls was just released.