Palin Be Ailin'

Hope the above clears things up. Look, she's clearly qualified to be a student council president (oh yah!), hockey mom (you betcha she is, buster!) and a Lenscrafters spokesperson (darn tootin'!). But a governor? Of a state where moose are the majority? Much less assume the SECOND MOST POWERFUL OFFICE ON THE PLANET? Even George Will, who despises all entities non-republican, deemed Sarah UNqualified. We rest our air-tight case. (Editor's note: Due to the lameness of this template, not all of the flow chart made it. The whole chart is here.)